why, hello there.

i really am awful at this blogging thing. i'd blame it on something but i can't quite think of a good excuse.

anywho, just breaking the long tradition of silence on this blog to bring you two super genius observations of life in general. (you thought i was dead, didn't you? i don't blame you) you may want to sit down because these are earth shattering:

1. it is dangerous to eat popcorn while wearing a vneck.

2. it is impossible to eat freshly popped popcorn secretly in a cube at work.

i know. you're impressed. so am i. hence why i had to pop back here to share this great insight.

happy hump day, y'all.