p.s.

there was a cockroach in our bed the other night. needless to say mr. bug guy drove his happy butt out to our house to spray the little motherfuckers right this time. kill 'em dead, son!

i ain't sleeping with no cockroaches.

i already have to sleep with a ferret.*

i have limits, y'all.

*disclaimer: he's just a guy that i lovingly refer to as ferret. but still.

p.p.s. i have no idea why but whenever i talk about cockroaches, i slip into redneck mode. it's a habit. hope you're cool with it. it's ok if you're not.