i hope that despite everyone's feelings about valentine's day that you all had a fabulous day.
my ferret surprised me with tickets to tosh's stand-up tour, custom shoe shelves for my closet, two dozen gorgeous (but not red thank god... i hate RED) roses and he picked up dinner for us from one of my favorite places... fireside pies. so we lounged around on the couch and watch a marathon of mad men episodes (what's more romantic than watching a tv show with lots of smoking, sex, alcohol and cheating men?). plus he helped me clean (woot!) because the momster is coming to visit. holy hell, y'all. i'm so in love with this boy, it's ridiculous. and i'm not one to discuss such things.
what was i talking about? oh yeah, the momster visit. mom is coming to texas! and bringing her mini-dacshund who we shall all hereinafter refer to as "satan incarnate" or just "satan" for short. this is the dog that was disguised as a christmas present for me my senior year of high school but was really my replacement for when i went off to college in austin. i mean, she sits in my mom's lap while she eats dinner. it's disgusting. i'm not even kidding you.
wow. the focus today is impeccable... how many times can i go off topic?
ok. so. mom is coming to texas. so that little secret about ferret and i living together? it's out. plus, she's staying with us. in our super awesome 1,100 sq. foot one bedroom duplex. that's right. ONE BEDROOM. so she gets to sleep on a mattress in the living room. i am nothing if not classy, am i right?
did i mention that last time she was here she did not act like herself and was a complete wench to said ferret?
(i'm not nervous)
hopefully she's over her craziness... hopefully they will bond and be merry and she'll fall in love against her will just like i did (just kidding, ferret... i totally wanted to)... hopefully it will at least provide for some good blog fodder.
who knows.
wish me luck.
i'm totally going to need it.
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