free lipo with purchase of lingerie...

ahhh, valentine's day. single's awareness day. a hallmark holiday. whatever you want to call it, it's quickly approaching.

bestie and i did our due diligence for our significant others and headed to VS at the mall to pick out something yummy. despite one's personal preference toward lingerie, i think we can all agree that there really is nothing that makes you feel quite so girly and desirable... regardless of how uncomfortable it may be and the expense of a team of CIA agents and engineers it takes to get you in to said lingerie.

i find that i always pick up about 18 outfits, work myself into a sweaty tizzy twisting and turning this way and that to get into all 18 outfits and then decide to purchase the very first one i put on. it's a lot of effort. but it's all worth it. ferret loves it. plus, it's just good cardio.

and the best part is... you get free chocolates when you spend over $100.

i don't know about you, but the last thing i'm thinking about after standing almost completely naked in skin-tight lingerie in stark lighting is the fact that i should eat more. or the fact that i should eat more chocolate. in fact, i'm normally wishing i had a gag reflex to get rid of whatever offensive calorie-ridden food i ate during lunch... actually, is there a way to just negate all the calories i have eaten for the last week? yes, please and thankyouverymuch.

how about this, victoria secret? free lipo with purchase of lingerie. i think more women could get excited about that. plus, then i wouldn't get chocolate all over my keyboard when i'm writing my latest blog entry...