i really am awful at this blogging thing. i'd blame it on something but i can't quite think of a good excuse.
anywho, just breaking the long tradition of silence on this blog to bring you two super genius observations of life in general. (you thought i was dead, didn't you? i don't blame you) you may want to sit down because these are earth shattering:
1. it is dangerous to eat popcorn while wearing a vneck.
2. it is impossible to eat freshly popped popcorn secretly in a cube at work.
i know. you're impressed. so am i. hence why i had to pop back here to share this great insight.
happy hump day, y'all.
